Playa Prize Drop · 7 of 10

🎉 You found it.

This tag is one of ten hidden across the playa.
Your prize:

0.1 BTC

Yes. Really. Tap below to claim it.

No purchase necessary. Prize non-transferable and non-refundable. By tapping you agree that your attention has already been collected as payment. Terms apply. Boy, do they apply.

Processing Claim

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Connecting to prize server…
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Security Checkpoint 1 of 3

Verify you're a human.

The transfer can't resume until we're sure you're a real person. Hold the button until verification completes. Robots can't hold buttons. Everyone knows this.

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Security Checkpoint 2 of 3

Confirm a few things.

For compliance reasons, we need you to acknowledge the following.

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Security Checkpoint 3 of 3

State your excuse.

For the record: why are you on your phone right now?

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Security Checkpoint 4 of 3 · We Lied

Say the magic word.

Transfers of this size must be requested politely. Type the magic word to release your funds.

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Final Checkpoint · Probably

Say it out loud.

Place your hand on your heart. Face the horizon. Say the following, audibly:

“I'm sorry, sunset. I chose a URL over you.”

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Claim Complete

There is no bitcoin.

There's no prize. There never was. Someone hid this tag specifically to catch people who'd rather scan a mystery QR code than look at literally anything else at Burning Man.

Congratulations. It worked.

Prizes won0
Time spent staring at this screen0:00
Transfer restarts survived1
Humanity checks failed0
Self-incriminating boxes checked0 of 4
Excuse on recordnone offered
Times you typed "please" to a website0
Apologies spoken to a static website0
Speed boosts attempted0
Art you walked past to get hereall of it
Sunsets currently happening1 (behind you)
People nearby not looking at a phone~69,999

Your actual prize

Permission to turn this thing off, shove it to the bottom of your bag, and go be a person. It's yours. You've earned it. Sort of.

Who did this to you

I'm Pliable, come find me at San Marco Square, near 9:15 & F. Mild-mannered yelling and fowl-mouth language might be permitted. I might gift you a cold beverage.